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Legal — Impressum / provider identification

Impressum

Angaben gemäß § 5 DDG

Betreiber
[REGISTERED LEGAL NAME], handelnd als Zucks Blindspot
Anschrift
[STREET, CITY, POSTCODE, COUNTRY]
Kontakt
[ORDERS@DOMAIN] · [PHONE, optional]
Registereintrag
[REGISTER COURT, REGISTRATION NUMBER — or "Kleingewerbe, nicht im Handelsregister eingetragen"]
USt-IdNr.
[VAT ID — or "Kleinunternehmer gemäß § 19 UStG, keine USt-IdNr."]
Verantwortlich i.S.d. § 18 Abs. 2 MStV
[NAME, ADDRESS]

Streitbeilegung / Dispute resolution

The EU Commission's online dispute resolution platform: ec.europa.eu/consumers/odr. We are neither obliged nor willing to participate in dispute resolution proceedings before a consumer arbitration board.

Nature of this site

Zucks Blindspot is a work of parody and criticism. Third-party names appear nominatively, for commentary. Not affiliated with, endorsed by, or on speaking terms with any technology company.

Last updated: [DATE ON PUBLICATION]

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